It's 20 minutes before your wedding starts and your hair dresser is not done with you nor your bride's maid's hair!

Your Limousine is lost or doesn't show up.

You can't remember were you left the marriage license and wedding rings.

The dressing room at the church is locked.

The photographer is taking some pre-ceremony photos
and you don't have your bouquet.

Your beautiful flowers arrive late and in a different color.

You forgot to order flowers for the church and the flower
shop is an hour drive.

Church does not have stands for the flowers.

The users are late so your groomsmen have to seat your guest.

The videographer delays the procession because his tripod and
video camera is not ready.

You are ready to walk down the aisle, when you realize you
forgot to buy an aisle runner.

Members of the wedding party are late.

The videographer is also late and does not have time to
put a wireless microphone on the groom or by the kneeler.
( Congratulations, with no audio of your Vows, Ring exchange, special
readings and blessings, you'll have a very beautiful and colorful silent
Movie of your wedding ceremony. )

It is so quiet in the church, you can hear every foot step you
and your dad take because the organist is still home practicing
your wedding march.

The guest book attendant arrives as your dad is walking you
down the aisle.

You just lit the unity candle, you kiss, both of you turn around
and your vail goes up in flames.

The church allows 40 minutes after the ceremony for pictures
but you can't break away from your guests at the receiving line.

The receiving line took longer than your wedding ceremony
and there is 5 minutes left for professional formal photographs
by the altar.

The wedding party group photograph is being taken and you
notice 2 of the groom's men have already changed into their
jeans and sneakers.

Your photographer is taking beautiful close-up portraits and
you have make-up and lipstick stains all over your dress and all that is left of the grooms boutonniere is the tape and the pin. ( This is the result from your receiving line. )

You're taking the flowers to the reception and church says NO!

Luckily the limo driver found the church and things are starting
to get better. Until you try to stuff your wedding party of 14 into
an 8 passengers limousine.

You arrive at the reception on time and you want to be
introduced but your DJ is still setting up and the band
can't find a parking space.

The band is trying to set up but the DJ took their spot.

Every one is waiting at their table or standing at the buffet line and the caterer tells you that they are running a-little-bit behind.

The MC announces the best man's toast but the champagne has
not been served and the best man is in the restroom changing
into his comfortable muscle shirt, jeans and sneakers.

The DJ forgot to bring the song for your first dance.

The band pretends to know the song but they have to take a break.

Your ready to toss your garter but all the single guys and the
groom's men are at the bar watching the ball game.

You want to toss the bouquet but all your bride's maids are
in the girls room.
( freshening up for the guys because the game is almost over. )

The dollar dance starts and everyone starts going home.

You forgot to buy pins for the dollar dance. The scotch tape won't stick toyour dress and the duct tape won't come off it!

You want the photographer to take some photos of your
guests but your guests are gone.

The photographer informs you that their will be no cake cutting
photos in your wedding album because the wedding cake has
already been served

Finally, the evening is over, your ready to leave for your
honeymoon. Your family takes your presents, the limo is
waiting outside to take you to the airport and the band will
not accept checks and the credit cards are maxed out.
( If this is the case, you may need a Financial Needs Analysis too! )